my latent responses to the zionist in my workplace
1. You inherited the land, I inherited the war.
2. Yes, the chip on my shoulder feels heavy. The wounds run deep. How does it feel to have inflicted them?
3. In the time it took you to climb on your high horse, your soldiers killed all the opposition. Sorry there is no one left to trade remarks.
4. Wars you start will have casualties on both sides.
5. You’ve spent so long claiming to be sheep that you didn’t realize when you put on the wolf’s cloak.
6. I am a pragmatic Arab, not a pacifist Arab. Neither mean I am angry, which I am.
7. You mansplained that I should not get emotional during our conversation. You then made it personal, walked away, and proceeded to give me the cold shoulder. This was the faintest irony.
8. Yes, I can clearly see your lack of privilege - how is your house in the Hamptons by the way? I’ve been wanting to visit.
9. It’s not a complicated issue.
10. When you wake up forty years from now and all of us are dead, I hope you can pick out the blood from beneath your lily-pale fingernails before you write an ode to old Palestine.
person: ur depressed u shud go see a doctor
me: for what??????? sympathy????????
